http://www.tgcaptions.co.uk Transgender tales and other silliness Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:56:19 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Christ Gary, this stuff is uncomfortable. Calm down. Look, how were you to know that chick-lit book you wrote as Rachel Williams was going to become such a best-seller? How long have you been writing as Brad, and how many rejections have you had? I know, she’s a hit. But this is still a ... http://www.tgcaptions.co.uk/2009/01/chick-lit/ Now listen, Mrs McGregor. OK, I admit my building work has not been up to to the required standard. Yes I agree I have already asked you for twice as much as the agreed fee. And yes, my language and behaviour while on the job could have been construed as rather sexist. Now, if I ... http://www.tgcaptions.co.uk/2009/01/the-builder/ Amanda was getting fed up with her chauvinist pig of a boss. He was forever making passes at her, and constantly touching her up. She’d had enough. A friend had given her the number of someone that could help. Amanda was pretty skeptical but went along to humour her friend. The man ... http://www.tgcaptions.co.uk/2009/01/boss-to-lover/ Having used a pioneering process to swap bodies with one of Emilio’s hookers Detective Harry McNulty had spent an entire year working undercover to collect evidence on his organisation. He’d done some disgusting things but he had be completely convincing. The counsellors could deal with that once he was back. But ... http://www.tgcaptions.co.uk/2008/12/the-arrest/ Dr. Jones had been dubious about the power of the Amulet of Ka’Tet. That was until he’d experienced its powers first-hand and his life had changed totally. Now his time is spent on one dig site after another looking for clues that can lead him to the Amulet of Ra’Tat that should ... http://www.tgcaptions.co.uk/2008/12/dr-jones/ It had been an incredibly tough 9 months at his aunts. There had been tears and tantrums. He’d tried to fight what was being done to him, but eventually the hormone tablets and subliminal tapes had done their work and Andrew had finally cracked and Andrea had blossomed in his place. And ... http://www.tgcaptions.co.uk/2008/12/bus-stop/ Jenny was so happy. She had everything a girl could ask for. Her room was literally crammed with frills, and lace and lycra. Shoes, wigs and cosmetics covered every shelf and surface. Mummy and Daddy provided everything she could ever need. They looked after her and her older sister Susan ... http://www.tgcaptions.co.uk/2008/12/amnesia/ James got his Xmas wish and a body to die for. We hope that 2009 brings you all that you desire as well! Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year to all my readers,   From Joanna http://www.tgcaptions.co.uk/2008/12/xmas-wishes/ So here it is, the big day. Since Brad proposed to me on Valentine’s Day Mum and I have been frantically planning the wedding. It’s been just over a year since we met, but I am certain that Brad is the man for me. He’s my soulmate, and between you ... http://www.tgcaptions.co.uk/2008/12/the-journal-pt-5/ Sarah, what the hell just happened? I was only joking when I said I’d become your lesbian lover if I lost that hand of cards. How did I suddenly become a girl? A bet’s a bet Dave, and you should never make a bet you’re not prepared to honour. These are ... http://www.tgcaptions.co.uk/2008/12/the-card-game/